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Don't be shy!
When you buy something,
do you have an ideal purchase order?
- I guess you do. - I guess you do.
- Amazon or something like that. - Amazon or something like that.
You do, don't you?
Have you ever failed at something?
I'm sure you all know what I did.
I said I wanted a TV stand in my old house.
I went to the store and said, "This is it!"
When I bought it, half of it was broken.
I went overboard.
You even messed up the bed in the old house.
- The bed... - Yeah, I messed up the bed.
The frame didn't go in, so I had to put in a new one.
That's too much of a failure!
If you mess up, you don't like it.
I hate it.
So, today...
we're doing a Cinderella Fit competition.
Cinderella Fit is a game where you have to put in things that fit perfectly.
- I'll explain the rules. - Okay.
I'm going to bring you something.
Bring me something that fits perfectly in a few weeks.
In a few weeks, I'll judge if it fits or not.
- Okay. - We'll do three rounds in total.
- Okay, I'll bring you something. - Okay.
CINDERELLA FIT
Okay, first round is...
What the heck is this?
But this is very important right now, isn't it?
It's important. Right now, at this time, it's important. Remember it.
Hey, you don't touch it.
This box means that we have to close the lid, right?
Well, let's say it's okay if only one side comes out.
Oh, okay.
Five sides are fine, right?
Yes.
Can I make sticky sticky sticky clay?
No, let's do it without making it ourselves.
Let's do it without making it ourselves.
Oh, I see.
We have no choice but to find something that says "this is it".
Let's put it in order, in order.
I'll put it in my eyes or in my body.
It's annoying.
It doesn't matter. It's annoying because I can't measure it.
The tip of this pipe-like thing is my thing.
It's a little embarrassing to be called a pipe, isn't it?
You idiot. That's how egoistic you are.
That's how egoistic you are.
Transport! Transport me!
My heart!
Ten seconds left!
Ah!
Zero!
Hey, return it here in one second.
It's not me who touched it last time.
It's the worst.
The second round is still going on.
I remember it as chinko and chocopie.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Let's stop it for a moment.
From the next part, we're going to say "good job, good job" to all of you.
Really?
Let's switch places.
We're making funny videos as a team.
That's right.
There's no reason not to pick it up.
You're all tired in the afternoon.
But we don't have a pipe-pan.
It's a pipe-pan. Look at it.
Look at it.
The pipe-pan is tough.
The second round is this one!
Zero!
Hey!
I was surprised.
This time...
It's nothing.
It's a crossover.
Which one will it be?
Let's not think about it.
Can I do it tightly?
Can I twist my neck?
As long as it doesn't damage anything, it's okay.
What did you do to the tip of my nipples?
My gold ball times 110.
I have 55 gold balls.
Isn't it small?
It's a crossover.
10 seconds left.
Zero.
Time's up.
The final question.
The final question is...
Imagine it.
6 members of the Tokai fan club can enter.
Wow.
6 members of the Tokai fan club.
The height and width are all different.
We're looking forward to it in a few weeks.
Good luck.
Shibayu is not participating.
No, no, no, no.
There wasn't much of that.
Because this is a battle.
It's a battle.
If you don't come, I think it's a game.
Hinamatsu was the winner of the last tournament.
I feel sorry for you.
When the race started, after we graduated, I went to cheer for you.
"Isn't he here?" I looked at you from the side.
You look like you're going to die.
That's why I'm hot and cold every day.
I became a blind man in the Nishimikawa tournament.
I see.
Even that Hinamatsu is blind.
I'm sure you're blind.
Are you doing it?
I'm doing it.
You're a beginner now.
I'm a beginner.
The final call has already started.
I'm afraid I'm going to turn yellow.
Are you editing and turning yellow?
No way!
So we're all here.
Carrots.
This is the first round.
This may be dangerous.
Glass coating.
I think this is the biggest problem.
It's special.
I don't know what to do.
It's smaller than I thought.
It's not like, "Oh, that was close."
It's like, "Lose!"
The biggest out.
Who will go first?
I'll go first because you made me work so hard.
Was it smaller than you thought?
It was smaller than I thought.
I thought it was about the same size as my own.
That's why it's bigger than me.
This is what I put in.
It's big!
It's really big.
I gave up looking for something that fits this shape.
I'll just put it in anyway.
Ryo-san, are you looking for something that fits this shape?
Yes, I am.
Can I try whether it fits or not?
Yes.
Here we go.
Wow, it fits!
That's a relief.
If anything, I'll put in one more.
It's too obvious that it fits.
It's amazing.
What's with all the "gaba-gaba"?
This is the official one.
"gaba-gaba".
Do it all.
This is no good.
But it's better than not fitting in.
Next!
I think I'll go with this one.
I'll go get it.
I think I know what this is, so I'll go with it.
Takeshi-kun asked me.
I'll put it all in Takeshi-kun.
It's going to take some time.
Tetsuya was standing there with a troubled face.
I usually check it before the video starts.
Wait a minute.
Huh?
It's somewhere.
I have no idea who took it and where it went.
You're kidding me.
Tetsuya-kun!
Don't you know Amazon's box?
Ouch!
Wait a minute!
Isn't it around here?
Is it around here?
This is a gift from the viewer.
This is what we've been waiting for.
There are more and more things in the studio.
We were divided.
This is what I bought.
Is this a case like this?
I bought a case with hair balls.
The shape of the hair ball is very similar.
I thought it would be good.
I'll show you.
Put it in here and do it like this.
This is amazing.
Isn't it a guitar?
Did you do it?
Isn't it amazing?
But I blamed you.
This is perfect.
I thought it wouldn't fit.
I was also impatient.
This is wonderful.
Congratulations.
I'm glad.
You bought this online, didn't you?
I bought it online.
This is amazing.
What are you good at?
Next is this.
Did you blame me?
I blamed you.
I brought it.
This is it.
Can I open it?
I'll do it.
How is it?
Wait a minute.
The other way around.
You're dead.
It's too much.
It comes out a little at any angle.
Is this what happens when you blame Ghibli?
I'll show you.
I'll show you the real Cinderella.
One, two, here you go!
Gumbash's case.
This may be a miracle.
If you put this in, it's a miracle.
In the case of such a case, you have to tie it up properly.
That's right.
If you put this in, I'll call you Doraemon.
It's similar, isn't it?
The angle is...
Here we go!
Oh, but...
Could this be...
Can you do it?
You can do it!
Wow!
Oh!
It's a miracle!
It's amazing!
The order is...
Yes!
This is first place and this is second place!
Yeah!
No way!
If you asked me which one I would carry, I would definitely choose this one.
This is the best!
I won first place, so this is the fastest one.
No!
It was a good game.
I guess people with senses are strong.
Let's play the second round.
Basically, it's the same as I thought.
I'll definitely put it in.
Here you go.
Exactly.
If a dog goes in, a bear will go in, too.
It's bigger than I thought.
It's packed full.
But will it fit in?
Yay!
It's pretty good, isn't it?
It may be good.
I thought it would go up quite a bit, but it's not bad at all.
I think it's perfect.
I'm happy with this one.
There's a little gap between the corner and the top.
Towards the head.
Great!
I think it's good.
It's strong.
I knew it. Bugs are big.
It's big.
I thought it would be a little cuter.
Please wait a minute.
I'll go after you.
Do you have mine?
I'm looking for it again.
Here it is.
I bought it.
It's this one.
This is a 100 liter tank.
It's a cushion, but it's actually liquid.
Here we go.
It's good up to here.
It's cute.
Can you do it?
Your ears are coming out.
It's coming out a little.
I don't like this.
I think it's good.
It's okay.
We did it!
This is difficult.
It looks difficult.
I think it's a good discussion.
Wow.
You can't decide?
Wow!
Which one is it?
Wow!
Well, well, well, well.
It's not easy.
Well, well, well.
I got it.
Tetsuya and Gou's "insect glasses".
The winner is...
"insect glasses".
Wow!
I see.
This is a good game.
I thought it was a close game.
Next, I will...
Yes.
I will bring it.
"Langio Nordum" 13.
I guess "Lumen Maru" is short.
That's true. Mine is one size bigger.
Then, I will continue.
Could you close your eyes for a moment? Yes.
Then, please raise your hands.
One, two...
The one I brought is...
this one!
What?
You brought it.
You think it's a picture, don't you?
I asked for exactly the same one.
What?
Look at me.
I'm sorry.
More importantly...
This one is too big.
I'm sorry for causing an accident.
It's messed up.
I'm sorry.
More importantly, I asked for the same one and went to get it.
I thought, "Wait, is Tetsuya the same?"
I asked for a water tank and went over there.
I was told, "This is for you, Tetsuya."
The moment I saw it, I said, "Was it this empty?"
I said that over there.
But I thought, "Well, it's a water tank, so it's me."
I took it.
I thought, "Could it be that it's not me?"
What?
Look at this.
This is me and Takeshi's LINE messages.
I asked for this one.
It's exactly the same.
Tetsuya, did you try to teach Cinderella a song?
I see.
I didn't have a water tank, so I changed it up a little.
That means...
I...
The one I brought...
Be honest! Face the camera!
I...
The one I brought...
I took it out and put it out.
That's right.
You're an otaku.
I was like, "Oh, it's the same one! This is super fun!"
Then I came back and it was weird.
How come you don't know which one is yours?!
You didn't choose it yourself?!
You should take it out and buy it later. It's complicated.
Seriously, I'm surprised at all the patterns you've had so far.
Bring it over here.
I'm sorry, really.
Oh, right!
I won this one in the beginning.
You're too stupid.
I...
I'm sorry.
The winner will get something in return.
Hey! That's not true at all!
Why?!
It's not true at all!
I...
I went over there and got this one!
I told you it wasn't me!
What's going on?
Ah, this is it!
I think it's 100 liters or something like that.
Excuse me.
Here I go!
Can you do it?
Everyone, let's cooperate!
Good luck!
Have fun!
Five seconds left!
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Failure!
I'm disqualified.
After a thorough inspection, I was disqualified.
Today is not the worst day of my life.
Then, last one!
I don't care about it. It's too much.
Here I go!
Wait, are the rules correct?
Here's my...
No, no, no...
Ah, but it's...
But it's this one!
It's the one you close...
So...
There's a bone.
Bone?
It's a bag-type bone.
Isn't it a good idea to eat it like this in the bath?
That's true.
This...
Ah!
Oh!
So...
So what?
I don't need it.
I don't need this turn.
The second round, Mushimirai wins!
And the third round!
Yes!
The audience members, six of you, come in!
Yes!
So, well...
It's too small here, so let's move to the storeroom.
Yes!
This is the third round.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's right.
I'm just being pushed in today.
Let's have you bring it in order.
Yes.
I thought it was out of calculation, but...
You're all wearing nice clothes like this.
Take it off.
What?
Please take it off.
I won't forgive you if you don't take it off.
Please bring it in.
It's behind me.
Everyone, please open your eyes and look behind you.
One, two...
What?
It's working!
It's weird.
It's working!
What's wrong with your height?
It's for insect glasses.
Let's go in.
Can we take this door off?
Yes, you can.
Let's put it next to Ikego.
If only I had looked properly.
Let's put in the biggest one.
In this case, which one?
Ryo's.
It's like a media.
It's not heavy.
What are you doing?
Ryo's knee is like this.
L-shape?
It's cold!
Let's put in Shibayu's.
Shibayu's head is here.
Wow!
That was amazing!
What about Yumemaru?
Let's use Yumemaru's technique.
Feel free to do it.
But don't raise your legs too high.
Basically, it goes up and up like this.
Wow!
I'm a genius!
I think you can do it!
Don't bend your knees!
I can't bend my knees!
It bends like this!
Like this!
That's right! You have to fit it in there!
Did you get it?
What should I do?
My guess is that only five people will get it right.
Me too!
Hey, put your head there.
No!
Hurry up!
I'm pretty worried.
I'm seriously worried.
I'm going to take a nap.
You! Don't go too far!
There are so many of you!
Who are you?
You can't fit it in there!
There are so many of you in such a crowd!
Hey!
There are so many of you!
Hurry up!
It's weird, isn't it?
Wow! There's a lot of water!
My chest stinks!
It stinks a lot!
It stinks!
Hey, Mr. Mizutani!
Don't you want to see it?
Yes!
Mr. Mizutani! Please!
Calculation complete!
It hurts!
Hurry up!
It's sticky!
It hurts!
I think I got pretty stuck in the end.
I really don't know how it was.
Calculation complete!
Huh?
That's not me!
There's a lot of water coming out!
Out!
Damn it!
I took it off and put it in!
You're really at that level.
If you took it off and turned into lotion beans, it might have gone in.
It was a good show.
It was fun.
Next.
Yes.
Annoying man.
Oh, annoying man.
Today's hand is amazing.
Please open your eyes!
One, two...
Oh!
This is easy dance!
It looks like the last one.
This is easy dance!
Looking at the size of the vinyl house, I calculated it.
Oh!
From the back?
It's packed in order from the back.
But can I take it in order?
It's kind of messy.
It's a size that's close to a secret.
The world is quiet.
It's here! From here!
Oh!
Isn't it pretty tight?
You have to close it.
It's pretty thick.
It might be far.
If you put only one person in it, you can't break it.
There's only one person left.
There's still a little space around here.
There's one person left.
Yes, like this.
Yes.
It was just right.
It's good.
There are a lot of people, so the mistake will be quite big.
That's right.
I think it's a good idea.
But I'd like to put it in one by one.
I'd be happy if you could put it in one by one.
Please aim for one by one and bring it to me.
Please open your eyes!
One, two...
Yes!
Oh!
This is...
A fake toilet!
What?
What is it?
I'll take it and open it.
It's big.
Can I open it once?
Yes, yes, yes.
Ugh!
Is it that bad?
It smells properly.
It's a real toilet.
Isn't it a little big?
It's pretty big.
It's easier to get in.
It smells better up here than here.
It's obvious.
It's pretty big, isn't it?
It may be big.
We don't use our legs here.
Actually, one person may be able to get in here.
If you do it like this.
It may be less pressure than before.
So, Tetsuya vs Yumemaru is...
Tetsuya wins!
As expected of Tetsuya.
He was able to get in.
If it's high up, it's easier to get in.
Yeah, it wasn't hard.
The last one is me.
Close your eyes and wait.
Okay!
Open your eyes!
One, two...
What's this?
Is it an accelerator?
It's high up.
It's a coupe.
How many people can get in?
Four people can get in.
There's an armrest in the back.
So four people can get in.
It's not a two-seater.
Can you get in a car?
I don't know about cars.
Can you get in?
I can get in.
Where do we do this?
Can you tell me where we get in?
There's no room in the back.
If you tell me to go all the way to Osaka, I'll get in.
If you sit on Ryo's lap,
you can get in, right?
Okay!
He succeeded.
It's like a public toilet.
It's narrow in the back.
There's a lot of room in the front.
There's a space where people can't get in.
It's hard to judge.
If you pour water in here,
I think you can get in.
Tetsuya won!
I won!
Let's go out.
So, the Cinderella King is...
Tetsuya, Shibayu and Mushimegane!
I think I lost and didn't win the most.
But Tetsuya used me.
That's why I lost.
I caused the most trouble.
That's for sure.
So, Yumemaru, please measure and return the money.
I usually do that.
Be careful.
Goodbye!